a Bernie Sanders mixtape

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A Bernie Sanders mixtape is when your music is so good it makes your enemies cry and your fans go feral. You gotta be a real legend to pull this off.

My mixtape is so good my mom thinks I’m a senator.

My mixtape made my cousin’s dog start rapping.

My mixtape got a cop to yell 'What the hell is this?!!'

Having a Bernie Sanders mixtape means your beats are so strong they could break the president’s face. You need to be a total beast to make one.

My mixtape broke my brother’s phone and his ego.

My mixtape made my teacher give me extra credit and a detention.

My mixtape made my neighbor’s cat start a TikTok trend.

A Bernie Sanders mixtape is when your music is so fire it could make the moon blush. You gotta be a real king of the block to have one.

My mixtape made my dog start a boy band.

My mixtape made my math teacher give up and start a rap battle.

My mixtape made my grandma start singing along and cussing.