A bernie

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1
Getting totally controlled by someone else because you're wasted, brain-dead, or dead, but you still act like you're in charge.
My buddy got bernied by his cousin at the party. He was dead but still dancing like a fool.
I was bernied by my girlfriend after I drank 10 beers and passed out on the couch.
My dog bernied my brother by chewing his face off while he was asleep.
2
A super strong pill that makes you feel awesome, and it's named after a rich guy who drives fancy cars.
I took a bernie and danced like no one was watching. I didn’t stop for 3 hours.
My friend took a bernie and started talking to the ceiling like it was his best friend.
I took a bernie and texted my ex like 20 times in one night.
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A guy who's a total rebel, makes his own time, and only shows his real self when he feels safe. He might seem rude, but he’s got a heart of gold. Just be there for him and he’ll love you back.
My bernie broke up with his girlfriend because she didn’t show up to his concert. He was devastated.
I dated a bernie, and he cried when I left for college. He had to take 3 days to get over it.
My best friend is a bernie, and he once showed up to my birthday in a suit and cried because he thought I was going to forget him.
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A silly dance you do when you're wasted. You lean back like you're about to fall over, shake your arms like a lunatic, and just generally look ridiculous.
At the party, I did the bernie and ended up falling off the couch. I looked like a fool.
My friend did the bernie and got kicked out of the restaurant because he was shaking like a dog with fleas.
I did the bernie at my mom's house, and my little brother laughed so hard he cried.
5
A super cute, hyper, chocolate-loving creature who likes bubble wrap, giggles a lot, and will bite you if you don’t give it enough attention.
My bernie bit me because I forgot to bring chocolate paddlepops to the party. I was so mad.
I gave my bernie a cat, and it started giggling so hard it knocked over the whole house.
My bernie was so happy when I played Evanescence, it ran around the house like it was on fire.
6
Being so wasted that you can’t move and need someone else to drag you around like a sack of potatoes.
I was so bernied after the bar fight that I needed three people to carry me home.
My friend got bernied and fell into a lake. He was still laughing when he came up.
I tried to walk home after being bernied, but I ended up face-down in a pizza box.
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A slang word for cocaine. People use it to know if they can expect a big party or a lot of money.
They said there was a bernie at the party, so I brought my whole class.
I got a bernie from my friend, and it made me feel like I could run a marathon.
My mom said I could have a bernie if I cleaned my room. I did it in 2 minutes.
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