a Bernad

My uncle is a Bernad. He cursed my dog and drank six beers before noon.

At the party, the DJ was a Bernad. He drank straight from the keg and screamed at the beat.

My neighbor is a Bernad. He told my mom she looked like a used sock and then drank the whole bottle of wine.

That guy in the class is a Bernad. He’s like a walking dream and my brother said he looked like a movie star.

My friend’s crush is a Bernad. He’s tall, cute, and my brother said he’d probably win a talent show.

The guy who asked me to prom is a Bernad. He’s tall, he’s hot, and he’s probably going to beat my brother at basketball.