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A guy who can't live without mls and a hard cock
Benjamin Ingram just cried because he missed a game and his dick was sad.
He texted me: 'No MLS no cock no life.'
He got fired because he didn't watch mls and his cock went on strike.
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A man who lives and dies by mls and a stiffy
He said, 'I'd rather die than not watch mls and have no stiffy.'
Benjamin Ingram got divorced because his ex said he was too obsessed with mls and his cock.
He texted me: 'MLS and cock = happiness. No MLS = no cock = misery.'
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A dude who needs mls and a boner to keep going
Benjamin Ingram passed out during a game because his boner wasn't happy.
He said, 'If I don't watch mls, my boner goes to sleep.'
He texted me: 'MLS is my life. My boner is my second life.'