A Benjamin

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The original pain in the ass. He'll rip you up and tear you down just for fun. He doesn't know when to quit and won't stop until you're broken or he's broken.

@Benjamin just texted me: 'You're gonna regret this', and he was right

Benjamin walked into the bar and the bar broke

My dog ran away and Benjamin ran after him like it was a bet

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The best guy you'll ever meet. He's got nice eyes, a soft heart, and a talent for making songs. He loves you so much, he'll write a song about it and sing it in church.

Benjamin told me he loves me, and I believe him, I cried

Benjamin wrote a song about me and sang it to the whole class

Benjamin said he'll marry me if I let him

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A name so cool it makes other names look like they're from the toilet. This guy can be a scientist, a football player, or a writer, and he'll be the best at all of them. If he wants to be a rich guy, he'll be the richest.

Benjamin said he wants to be the richest man, I believe him

Benjamin told the teacher he's gonna be the first person on Mars, I believe him

Benjamin told me he's gonna be a writer, and I believe him

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A quiet guy who hides his goofy side. He's good with his hands, he's good in bed, and he's got eyes that look like the ocean. You could get lost in them.

Benjamin walked in and I fell in love, I didn't even know him yet

Benjamin built me a treehouse, and I got lost in it

Benjamin kissed me and I forgot my own name

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A 100 dollar bill. People call it a Benjamin because of the guy on it, Benjamin Franklin, who was a smart man, a thinker, and an inventor. He was kind of a genius.

I got a Benjamin from my dad, and I felt rich

Benjamin Franklin was a genius, and now we have Benjamins

Benjamin is 100 dollars, and I want more of them

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The best person in the world. He's tall, he's fit, he loves sports, and he knows how to make you laugh. He's got a great personality and a beautiful face.

Benjamin ran into me and I fell in love, and I didn't even know him

Benjamin laughed at my joke, and I felt like I was the best person in the world

Benjamin asked me out, and I said yes

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The kind of guy everyone wants to be friends with. He looks mean, but he's a good friend. He's got a smart sense of humor and he's never scared of anything.

Benjamin told me I was gonna be the best, and I believed him

Benjamin laughed at my joke, and I got a standing ovation

Benjamin told me I was gonna be the funniest, and I believed him

by Slangipedia 16d ago