Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A cock so big it could give a monster cock a complex. Like it's not just big, it's bragging about it.

Dude, I saw a Benj and it looked like it was about to start a cock war.

Benj walked in, and the room got silent. Then it exploded.

My Benj is so big, my pants are crying for help.

2

A fancy nickname for a guy named Benjamin, but it's so weird it might as well be a curse. It rhymes with orange, and that's the worst thing ever.

Benj? That's the worst name I've ever heard. It rhymes with orange, which is a crime against humanity.

My friend's name is Benj. I think he's trying to make me go insane.

Benj is my name now. I'm not happy about it.

3

A guy so tall and endowed that you feel like you're in the shadow of a god. His cock is three times yours and it's not even trying.

Benj is like a giant with a cock. I feel like I'm just a kid next to him.

That Benj is like a superhero with a cock. I'm just a normal guy with a normal cock.

Benj walks in and I feel like I'm the size of a mouse.

4

A question you ask your lover when you're trying to get them to do something embarrassing. It's like a trap, and you're the trap setter.

'To Benj?' I asked. She looked at me like I was insane.

I said 'To Benj?' and she ran out of the room. I won.

Benj asked me 'To Benj?' and I knew I was doomed.

5

Some random guy everyone talks about, like he's a legend. Some people think he's fake, but I know he's real because I saw him once.

Benj is the guy everyone talks about. He's like a myth.

Benj is dating that singer. She's hot, and he's cool.

I saw Benj once, and I felt like I was in a movie.

6

The worst Smash Ultimate player. He's trying so hard, but it's like he's in a different game. Everyone just wants him to die.

Benj is so bad at Smash Ultimate, I feel sorry for him.

He's trying so hard, but he's still the worst.

Benj is like a tryhard in a game that doesn't want him.

7

Just a guy's name, but it's like it's mocking you. It's not funny, and it's definitely not cool.

Benj Pasek is just a guy with a name that's trying to ruin your day.

Benj Pasek is real, and that's just sad.

Why is Benj Pasek's name so annoying?