A Ben Farrell

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When a woman turns her man into a doormat with her drama and her dumbass attitude

My ex turned me into a doormat just so she could yell at me every day

He’s a doormat because he let her talk to him like he was a dog

My brother is a doormat because he lets his girlfriend scream at him for no reason

When you fall flat on your face because a squirrel decided to mess with you and you end up with every disease ever

I tripped over a squirrel and now I have every disease ever

That squirrel ruined my day and gave me AIDS

I fell on my face because a squirrel wouldn’t stop running around me