Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When a guy and his mom take off their clothes and shove Heinz baked beans up her butt and blow them into his girlfriend’s face on Monday night, it’s a beasting.

"Man, I woke up with beans in my mouth and my mom laughing like a maniac."

My dad said, 'That’s the worst beasting I’ve ever seen.'

My sister texted me: 'You guys are the worst.'

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A beasting is someone who’s got skills and won’t stop until they crush you, no matter what.

"That kid in class is a beasting, he beat me at everything."

My brother said, 'You’re a beasting, you never give up.'

My teacher called me a beasting after I won every game.

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A beasting is Milwaukee’s Best Beer, cheap, strong, and tastes like you drank it after a whole night of drunk, mouth-breathing, bean-farting madness.

"That beer hit me like a beasting."

My friend said, 'That’s the beasting I’ve been waiting for.'

I texted my mom: 'This beer is a beasting!'

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A beasting is the president’s bullet-proof, bomb-proof limo that weighs as much as a cow.

"That limo’s a beasting, it’s like a tank."

My dad said, 'That thing’s a beasting, it’s like a cow on wheels.'

My friend texted me: 'The beasting is the president’s car!'

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A beasting is the burger so good it could make a god jealous, it was made by Soul Cartel Canberra.

"That burger was a beasting, I ate it like it was my last meal."

My friend said, 'That burger was a beasting, it was amazing.'

I texted my brother: 'The beasting is the best burger ever.'

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A beasting is someone who’s so good at something, they’re like a god at it.

"That guy is a beasting, he’s like a god at basketball."

My teacher said, 'You’re a beasting, you’re the best at math.'

My mom texted me: 'You’re a beasting, you’re the best at everything.'

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A beasting is when you get absolutely wrecked, either by a movie star or in a video game.

"That movie star wrecked me, it was a beasting."

My friend said, 'I got beasted in that game, I lost so bad.'

I texted my brother: 'That game was a beasting, I got wrecked.'

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