A Bear Grylls

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When a girl gives you a blow job while you’re hanging upside down by your ankles, and after you’re done, you drink your own piss like it’s a fine wine. It can also happen on a tree, rope, or pull-up bar.
I did a bear grylls while hanging from a gym bar and drank my own piss like it was liquid gold.
My girlfriend did a bear grylls on me while I was hanging from a tree branch.
I tried bear grylls on a pull-up bar and ended up puking my own piss.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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Starting a fire in your house just to cook food when you already have a microwave or oven. Doesn’t count if you use the fireplace or a girl’s face.
I lit a fire in my living room to make toast, even though I had a microwave.
My mom started a fire in the kitchen to cook eggs, even though there was an oven.
I had a bear grylls moment and burned my house down for no reason.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A real-life superhero who’s also a British man, ex-SAS, and climbed Everest at a young age. He’s on TV showing how to survive in wild places. People use the word ‘Bear Grylls’ to describe something super cool or insane.
Bear Grylls is the real deal, he’s like a man beast.
He’s the reason I think I can survive anything.
Bear Grylls is the man who made me want to eat a sheep’s eyeball.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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Calling something a good protein source before cutting its head off and eating it like it’s a snack.
I called a deer a protein source before I ate its head.
Bear Grylls ate a sheep’s eyeball like it was a protein bar.
I called a chicken a protein source before I ate its whole body.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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The most extreme, tough guy ever. He eats weird stuff, survives in the wild, and has a show where he does crazy things like drinking his own piss.
Bear Grylls would eat a dog’s head if he had to.
He once drank his own piss in the middle of the desert.
He eats testicles of ants to survive, and it’s not even weird.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A Bear Grylls is a monster. If you see one doing aerobics naked by a fire in Siberia, you’re in trouble. You have to do weird stuff like scratch your armpits and shake babies to survive.
I saw a Bear Grylls doing aerobics in Siberia and I had to shake babies to live.
A Bear Grylls once ate my dog and didn’t even blink.
He got shot in the eye and still kept going.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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Bear Grylls eats weird stuff, survives crazy environments, and even turned into an exterminator by eating pests. He once ate a sheep’s eyeball and survived a zoo attack.
He ate a sheep’s eyeball and didn’t even flinch.
He turned into an exterminator by just eating bugs.
He went to a zoo and no one survived, not even the animals.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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