Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A bean is like getting a 100% on a test but still getting called out by your teacher for not doing your homework.

I got a 100% on the math test, but Mrs. Smith said I still failed life.

He got 100% on the test but still got detention.

I got 100% on the test, but I still got called out for eating during class.

2

A bean is like that one song you hear in a commercial and you can’t stop humming it for days.

That ad song is stuck in my head, and I hate it.

I heard that song once and now I can’t stop singing it.

That jingle is in my brain, and it won’t leave.

3

A bean is like the chorus of a really bad kid’s song about beans that makes you want to punch a kid.

That bean song is the worst thing I’ve ever heard.

I can’t stand that bean song anymore.

Why is the bean song still playing? I want to die.

4

A bean is like when your uncle’s cousin’s kid does something gross and you’re not even related to them.

My uncle’s cousin’s kid ate my lunch, and I had to eat a sandwich from the trash.

My uncle’s cousin’s kid stole my snack, and I had to eat chips from the floor.

My uncle’s cousin’s kid took my seat, and I had to sit on the floor.

5

A bean is like a tiny vegetable, but also like something cute, or like a foot, or like a pill, or like a testicle.

Beans are like tiny vegetables that you eat for breakfast.

Beans are also like cute things, like a puppy.

Beans are also like pills, and they make you feel weird.

6

A bean is like when someone blames you for a joke that wasn’t even for you.

I didn’t even get called out, but I still got blamed.

I wasn’t the target, but I got called out anyway.

I wasn’t even in the group, but I still got insulted.