a battybum

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A battybum is a crazy person who can't keep their hands off you and thinks poking you is a sport

I saw him poke my lunch lady. That's not a sport. That's a crime.

He poked my teacher during math. Now we all have to do 100 push-ups.

He poked my mom's cat. The cat hissed at him like he was a monster.

A battybum is a weirdo who thinks poking people is the best way to start a fight

He poked my dad's friend. Now my dad's friend is my dad's enemy.

He poked my sister's dog. Now the dog won't stop barking at him.

He poked my math teacher's coffee. Now the coffee is spilled and the teacher is mad.

A battybum is a nuisance who thinks poking people is the only thing that matters

He poked my principal. Now the principal is giving me detention.

He poked my neighbor's kid. Now the kid is crying and my neighbor is yelling.

He poked my mom's phone. Now my mom's phone is broken and she is angry.