Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A battle cat is like a cat who thinks it’s a general. It’s like you’re fighting a war with cats, and you’re too lazy to actually get out of bed.

I just spent 5 hours on this game and I still don’t know how to win.

My cat is now my commander. I’m not even sorry.

This game is so bad, it’s good.

2

It’s the best mobile game ever, but only if you’re a weird kid who thinks cats are better than you.

I played this game so much, my phone broke. And I don’t care.

I’m not weird. I’m just a cat enthusiast.

This game is literally the best thing ever.

3

It’s like tower defense, but with cats. You’re fighting a war, and your enemies are just cats who want your soul.

I just lost my soul to a cat. And I’m not even mad.

This game is like a horror movie but with cats.

I’m in a war with cats, and I’m not even dressed for it.

4

A kickass game made by some Japanese company. It’s like the best game ever, but it also has gachapon elements. Which is weird.

PONOS made this game, and I’m not even a fan of gachapon.

I love this game so much, I’ve broken three phones.

This game is so good, it’s almost holy.

5

It’s a tower defense game with cats. You’re fighting enemies, and your army is made of cats. You’re probably doomed.

I have 100 cats, and I still can’t beat level 3.

This game is the reason I failed math.

I’m fighting cats, and I’m not even dressed for it.

6

The coolest game ever. Play it or die. Cats are cool. End of story.

If you don’t play this game, you’re a failure.

I play this game every day, and I’m not even sorry.

This game is the reason I passed all my exams.

7

The GIF is the only thing that makes sense in this whole game. Everything else is just chaos.

I just watched the GIF and I’m now a cat commander.

The GIF is the only thing that makes sense.

I don’t even know what’s going on, but the GIF is good.