A Batman’s Wife

She dressed up as a giant spider to scare the Joker. He cried. She laughed.

She told the police she had a gun. She didn’t. But she still got a medal.

She kissed Batman in front of the whole city. Then she kicked a thug’s teeth out.

She used a toad as a grenade. It exploded in the villain’s face. He screamed like a baby.

She wore a fake beard to sneak into a club. It was gross. But it worked.

She jumped into a pool of sludge to save Batman. He didn’t thank her. He just smelled like a garbage can.

She threw a pie in the villain’s face. It was chocolate. He got mad. She got a cookie.

She screamed at the villain so loud, the cops showed up. Batman just smiled.

She wore a helmet made of cheese. It was cheesy. But it worked.