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The big hunk of muscle on top of his back. Batista’s got a trapezius so big, it could double as a ladder for him to climb into the sky.
"That trapezius is like a mountain, man!", Fan at a WWE event
"He’s got a back like a brick wall.", Commentator during a match
"Batista’s back is bigger than my ex’s ego.", Twitter user
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who weighs more than a sack of potatoes, and J. R. can’t decide if he’s fat or just extra sweaty.
"J. R. says he’s a different weight every time he looks at him.", WWE insider
"He’s like a human scale that can’t decide what it’s measuring.", Fan tweet
"Batista’s weight is more confusing than my math teacher.", DM from a student
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A giant, tattooed beast who teams up with Ric Flair and Triple H. He’s like a monster who thinks he’s a king, and he’s not wrong.
"Batista and Ric Flair are like a monster and a magician. One fights, the other makes you believe in magic.", Fan post
"Triple H’s sidekick is like a bear with a tattoo and a attitude.", Twitter user
"He’s the animal of the ring, and I mean that literally.", WWE fan
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who looks good, has some charm, and recently won a tag team title with Ric Flair. He’s got potential, but he also has a lot of baggage.
"He’s got the looks and the charm, but his baggage is heavy.", Fan comment
"He and Ric Flair made history, but he still has a lot to learn.", WWE news article
"He’s got potential, but he also has a lot of issues.", Twitter user
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A former champion who got hurt a lot, can’t do moves without messing them up, and still thinks he’s the best. He also has a terrible habit of tearing up the ring like a kid with a temper.
"He tore up the ring like it owed him money.", Fan reaction
"He’s got the title, but he can’t keep it without getting hurt.", Commentator
"He does that stupid hulking up thing like it’s the only move he knows.", Twitter user
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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One of the worst wrestlers ever, who wrote a terrible book about cheating on his wife while she had cancer. He’s a disgrace to the wrestling world.
"He cheated on his wife while she had cancer? What kind of monster is he?", Fan comment
"His book is worse than my history class.", Twitter user
"He’s the reason I hate WWE.", DM from a fan
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A steroid-powered monster who can’t do moves properly, treats fans like crap, and has the worst powerbomb in history. He should be called Botchtista.
"His powerbomb is like being hit by a truck and falling into a hole.", Fan tweet
"He treats fans like they owe him money.", Commentator
"He’s the worst, and I mean that literally.", Twitter user
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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