a bathroom dip

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when your friend lies about going to the bathroom just so she can sneak off for snacks and you’re left holding the bag

She said she was going to pee, but I saw her eating chips in the hallway.

I waited five minutes, and she came back with a bag of candy.

She told me she’d be 10 minutes, but she was gone for an hour.

when your friend says she’s going to the bathroom, but it’s really just a sneaky way to get snacks without you knowing

She said she’d be back in two minutes, but I heard her laughing with the vending machine.

She came back with a soda and a bag of pretzels, and I was still waiting for her to return.

She said she was going to the bathroom, but I found her in the snack aisle.

when your friend pretends to go to the bathroom, but it's just a snack break and you're stuck waiting like a fool

She said she was going to the bathroom, but I saw her with a candy bar in the hallway.

She came back with a snack and a grin, and I was still waiting for her to come back.

She told me she was going to pee, but she was actually eating chips.