A Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk

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A huge lumpy piece of shite whose dad wasn’t man enough to take the blame so he kept going on and on about his spunk like it was the last word in the dictionary
My cousin’s a Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk. He’s got more hair than a goat in a sauna.
My teacher said I was a Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk because I kept talking about my spunk during math.
My dog’s a Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk. He eats my homework and my spunk.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A bald-faced liar with a face full of hair who blamed his dad for all his spunk problems
My neighbor is a Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk. He blames his dad for why his spunk is so loud.
My brother is a Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk. He says his dad’s spunk is louder than a fire truck.
My cat is a Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk. He eats my spunk and my dad’s spunk.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A sweaty, smelly, spunk-filled monster who got his dad’s spunk and kept it all to himself
My mom’s new boyfriend is a Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk. He’s got spunk coming out of his ears.
My dog’s friend is a Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk. He eats spunk for breakfast.
My uncle is a Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk. He’s got more spunk than a spunk factory.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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