Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A round orange ball that people throw at a hoop and scream like they just won the lottery.

My cousin shot a three-pointer and yelled, 'I’m rich now!'

My mom’s favorite basketball is the one she stole from the gym.

I tried to play basketball and my ball looked like a rotten fruit.

2

When a guy shoves his whole cock into a woman’s butt like he’s trying to get a refund.

He said, 'I’m going balls deep and I ain’t coming out.'

She told him, 'I’m not your toilet.'

He tried to dunk on her and it was more like a poop.

3

The most awesome game ever made. Blacks dunk like they’re flying. Whites shoot like they’re trying to pass a test.

My uncle dunked so hard he broke the hoop.

My cousin shot a free throw and missed it like it was a math problem.

I tried to play and my white friend looked at me like I was weird.

4

The ticket outta the ghetto. You play basketball, you rap, you sell crack. All of it is the same thing.

I got outta the projects because I could dunk like a pro.

My cousin raps and sells crack to pay for his basketball shoes.

My mom said, 'If you don’t play basketball, you’ll end up in jail.'

5

A game with five players on each side. Black people play it like it’s a war. White people play it like it’s a math test.

My team played like we were fighting for our lives.

My white friend said, 'This is like algebra.'

I got high and tried to shoot like a pro.

6

The best sport ever. It’s fast, you can play alone or with others. Plus, you can get really good at it.

I play basketball every day and I’m getting better.

My friend said, 'Basketball is better than video games.'

I tried to play and my skills are just okay.

7

A round ball that people hit into a hoop. It’s the most basic thing ever.

My brother plays basketball like it’s his job.

I hit the ball into the hoop and said, 'I’m a pro.'

My friend tried to play and missed every shot.