A Barrowman

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When a straight guy gets a boner for a gay dude. It all started when John Barrowman played Jack Harkness on Doctor Who and looked like he was about to lick the TARDIS.
My dad saw him on TV and now he's flirting with the mailman.
My teacher got a crush on him and now she calls me 'Jack' all the time.
My cousin said he's gonna marry John Barrowman when he grows up.
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A Barrowman is a old-fashioned, gay pretty boy who’s like a cocky love machine and always ends up in the wheelbarrow position during a man-on-man lovefest.
My uncle said he’s a Barrowman and now he’s fighting with my cousin for the title.
My brother called my dad a Barrowman and now they’re both arguing about who’s more attractive.
My mom says my dad is a Barrowman and now he won’t stop talking about 'manly love.'
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A hot, smexy, gay, Scottish-American man who’s got the body of a superhero and the voice of a god. He can switch from Scottish to American like it’s a curse.
My friend said he’s a Barrowman and now he’s pretending to be on Doctor Who in the bathroom.
My brother texted me 'Barrowman is back' and now I can’t stop laughing.
My cousin tried to do an accent switch and now he sounds like a confused chicken.
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A meme where you blame everything bad that happens on John Barrowman. It started when David Tennant shouted 'BARROWMAN!' on Never Mind the Buzzcocks like he was about to punch him.
My teacher failed me and said it was all Barrowman’s fault.
I spilled my coffee and blamed it on Barrowman.
My mom said my dad’s crush on Barrowman is why the Wi-Fi’s broken.
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