a barrel full of smashed assholes

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A barrel full of smashed assholes is a fancy way of saying there's a bunch of broken, smelly, drunk people in a barrel. And they're all real annoying.
My cousin's party was a barrel full of smashed assholes. I had to sit through three hours of loud, drunk screaming.
The bar had a barrel full of smashed assholes in the back. It was like a meat locker for drunks.
My friend's mom threw a barrel full of smashed assholes at him. He still hasn't cleaned his room.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A barrel full of smashed assholes is when you look at something and think it's the worst thing ever. It’s also when you smell something that makes you want to vomit and you’re not sure if it’s unwiped or just cursed.
I saw my dog’s face after he ate the trash. It was a barrel full of smashed assholes.
My teacher’s desk smelled like a barrel full of smashed assholes. I think she forgot to wipe her nose.
My brother’s room looked like a barrel full of smashed assholes. There were pizza boxes, socks, and a dead mouse.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A barrel full of smashed assholes is what you feel like after a night of drinking, fighting, and maybe crying in a corner.
I woke up after the party and felt like a barrel full of smashed assholes. My head was pounding and my shirt was on backwards.
My friend drank 12 beers and then cried in a toilet. He looked like a barrel full of smashed assholes.
After the bar fight, I felt like a barrel full of smashed assholes. My face was swollen and my shoes were full of beer.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A barrel full of smashed assholes is like a pirate's treasure. Only instead of gold, it's broken, smelly, drunk people who had their pictures stamped on coins.
My history teacher said kings and queens had their faces stamped on coins. I said, ‘That’s a barrel full of smashed assholes.’
The pirate’s treasure was a barrel full of smashed assholes. He had to eat one to get the gold.
My friend said he found a treasure map. I said, ‘That’s just a barrel full of smashed assholes.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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