A Barkley

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Charles Barkley. He’s like a giant cockblocker who smashes balls like they owe him money. A Barkley is like the ultimate CB, he blocks everything and everyone.
@BarkleyBro: Just blocked 3 shots in a row. I’m the king of the block.
CB: I blocked my cousin’s shot. He’s gonna cry.
CB: I blocked the moon. It’s not a big deal.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The best dog name ever. It’s like giving your dog a nickname that makes everyone laugh and everyone cry.
My dog’s name is Barkley. He barks at everything. Even my mom.
My dog’s name is Barkley. He barked at a chicken. It ran away.
My dog’s name is Barkley. He barked at my dad’s bald spot. It was a war.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Shoes made by Charles Barkley. They’re so good, you’ll feel like you’re walking on clouds and yelling at the sky.
Wore my Barkley shoes today. I walked on clouds and cursed the sky.
My Barkley shoes are the best. I walked 10 miles and still felt good.
My Barkley shoes are so good, I walked on my neighbor’s roof.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Life of the party. The way of life. Only like movies with hot guys in them. Super chill.
I’m the life of the party. I drank 10 beers and still danced.
I’m the life of the party. I laughed at my own jokes.
I’m the life of the party. I wore a hat and called it a day.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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If male, a total faggot head who has no friends and is the biggest dick ever to walk the face of the earth. Fucking idiot, likes to lick men’s assholes.
That guy is a total faggot. He licked my ass in front of everyone.
That guy is a total faggot. He has zero friends and hates life.
That guy is a total faggot. He licked my dad’s ass. It was a crime.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Last name given to one of the most sweetest, most beautiful, and most awesome chicas alive. She’s super bubbly and hyper. She’s like the best friend you ever had, but with more energy.
Barkie is the best. She made me laugh and cried at the same time.
Barkie is the best. She ate my pizza and still said I was cool.
Barkie is the best. She rode a quad and yelled at me. I was scared.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The duo of the soulful, southern legend Cee-Lo, and the lucky, jazzy production credited to Danger Mouse. They’re like the biggest, loudest, and most amazing group in the UK.
Cee-Lo and Danger Mouse are the best. They make music that makes me dance.
Cee-Lo and Danger Mouse are the best. They made a song that I cried to.
Cee-Lo and Danger Mouse are the best. They are loud and they are cool.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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