A barak

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A hot kid who gets all the girls. He’s smooth, he’s sweet, and he’s got a dirtbike that makes you want to slap yourself.
Hey Barak, you look like you just walked outta a skincare ad.
Barak got 5 girls to text him at once. I’m still waiting for my first love to reply.
Barak’s dirtbike is so hot, it’s got a sidekick.
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In Hebrew, it means lightning. But also, it’s my boyfriend’s name, and I love him so much I might die.
Barak is like lightning. He strikes you with charm and then leaves you confused.
My love for Barak is like a thunderstorm. It hits hard and doesn’t stop.
Barak is my lightning. I’m his grounding.
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A cursed contract where Barak, also known as Lonely Dude, has to eat his own cum and poop if Orrimax finishes Code Geass Episode 10. He didn’t. Now he’s paying the price.
Barak ate his cum like it was a Popsicle. I didn’t even know that was possible.
Orrimax finished the episode. Barak cried like a baby and ate his own poop.
Lonely Dude’s face when he realized he had to eat his own cum: pure tragedy.
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God of all gods. The ultimate version of perfection. No flaws. Just pure, glorious greatness.
Barak is like God. He’s got no flaws, just pure greatness.
If God had a twin, it would be Barak.
Barak is so perfect, even God would be jealous.
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The sound you make when you vomit. It’s messy, loud, and it makes everyone sad.
Barak vomited so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
The sound of Barak vomiting was like a war cry.
Barak vomited so hard, he made a new sound.
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A guy who wants to be like Matan. He’s trying, but he’s still not there yet.
Barak is like Matan’s little brother. He’s trying, but he’s still not cool.
Barak wants to be like Matan. He’s not there yet, but he’s getting there.
Barak is a Matan wannabe. He’s not bad, but he’s not Matan.
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When two people argue and make a bad deal just to stop fighting. It’s lame and no one is happy.
Barak and Orrimax made a stupid deal just to stop fighting. It was the worst.
They negotiated like idiots and ended up with a deal that sucked.
Barak and Orrimax made a deal that was so bad, it made everyone sad.
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