Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A bar is nine ounces of weed. It's also called a 'nines' if you're too high to spell it right.

Dude, I just got a bar. I’m gonna be high for a week.

My mom bought me a bar for my birthday. I didn’t come home for three days.

I smoked a bar and now I think my dog is a wizard.

2

To bar means to get caught doing something stupid. Like getting grounded or getting yelled at by your parents.

I got barred because I ate all the pizza at 2 AM.

He got barred for telling his teacher he was a vampire.

She got barred for wearing socks with sandals to school.

3

Being bar means you're on way too much Xanax. You talk nonsense, think you're sober, and can't walk straight.

He was bar, so he tried to dance on the ceiling.

She was bar and told her boss she was a robot.

He was bar and tried to explain the universe to his dog.

4

The bar is god. It’s everything. It can kill you, it can make you a bar god if you're good enough.

The bar killed my dad. He still talks to it in the morning.

I became a bar god after I zipped across the field twice.

The bar is the reason I failed math.

5

A bar is 300 rhyming lines in a rap song. It's like telling a story with rhymes.

He dropped 300 bars and still had time to eat a burger.

She rapped 300 bars and her dog started dancing.

He did 300 bars and forgot to do his homework.

6

A bar is when someone says something you agree with. It's like saying 'true' but with more swagger.

He said 'the sky is blue' and I gave him a bar.

She said 'pizza is the best' and I agreed with a bar.

He said 'I am the bar' and I believed him.

7

A bar is something that’s real and has proof. It’s facts, it’s truth, and it’s not going anywhere.

I have a bar that proves I’m the best at math.

She gave me a bar that showed I was right.

He had a bar that made me believe in dragons.