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A band is just a fancy word for a thousand bucks. Like, who needs a fancy word when you can just say $1000?
Bro, I got a band from my dad. I'm rich, bro.
I spent a band on pizza. My stomach is rich, my wallet is dead.
My mom said I could have a band if I cleaned my room. I cleaned it. I got a band.
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Band for band is when broke kids show off their fake money like it’s real. They think they’re cool just because they have $1000 bills.
My friend said he had five bands. He’s just lying. He has one.
Band for band? I’ve had that since 2012.
I’m not broke, I’m just band for band.
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The Band was a bunch of old guys who played music so good that even Bob Dylan had to respect them. They were like the grandparents of rock.
The Band was like the cool old guys who taught Bob Dylan how to be cool.
The Band was so good, they even made Bob Dylan look good.
The Band was the original rock group. All the others are just copycats.
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A band is just a thousand dollars. No more, no less. It's not fancy, it's not cool, it's just $1000.
A band is like a thousand dollars, but for people who think they're special.
I don’t need a band. I have $1000 in my pocket.
My dad said I had to earn a band. I earned $1000. I’m rich.
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$1000.00 is a band. It's the same as a thousand dollars. Just fancier.
I got a band from my dad. He's rich. I'm not.
Band is just $1000.00. No more, no less.
I have a band. I have $1000.00. I'm not rich.
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A band is a group of people who play music. Some are cool, some are just there for the free pizza.
My band got free pizza. I joined for the pizza.
My band is cool, but my band teacher is a monster.
My band is just a group of people who play music and hate each other.
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A band is the easiest way to get out of PE. You get to run, you get to sweat, you get to be cool.
I joined the band to avoid PE. It worked.
Band is the only way I can survive PE.
Band is PE but with music. It’s like a win-win.
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