Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A yellow fruit you peel and chomp like it's your last meal. If you don't eat it, you're a sad excuse for a human.

I saw that banana and I had to have it. No questions asked.

You're gonna eat that banana or I'll eat you.

That banana looked like it was gonna die. I saved it.

2

A cock if you're too lazy to think and just go with it.

That banana was a cock. I had no choice but to take it.

She said it was a cock. I believed her.

He called it a cock. I laughed at him.

3

When you do something stupid because your friends told you to. No brain, just dumb.

My friend told me to eat the banana. I did it. Now I'm weird.

I did it because he said it was a cock. I'm confused.

I ran into the street because my friend said to. Stupid.

4

Something people look up on UD when they have nothing better to do. Total waste of time.

I had nothing to do. I looked up banana on UD. What was I thinking?

She looked it up because she was bored. I didn't know that was a thing.

He looked it up just to be annoying.

5

A goddamn fruit you dumb motherfucker. Don't act like you don't know what it is.

You're a dumb motherfucker for not knowing what a banana is.

That's a banana. You're a dumb motherfucker.

I said it's a banana. You're the dumb motherfucker.

6

When you say something is totally crazy, stupid, or just plain nonsense.

That was a banana of a plan. Total nonsense.

She said it was a banana of a idea. I laughed.

He told me it was a banana of a decision. I believed him.

7

A fruit Queen wants Kris to get it. If he doesn't, he's dead.

Queen wants the banana. Kris better get it or he dies.

Kris didn't get the banana. Queen is mad. He's dead.

Queen said get the banana. Kris didn't. He's dead now.