A balless mike

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A guy who lets his fat, crazy wife walk all over him. He’s too scared to even whisper a complaint. He’s the guy who lost his balls and never got them back.
My dad’s a balless mike. He let my mom yell at him for an hour about burnt toast.
He’s a balless mike. He cried when his dog left him.
He’s a balless mike. He ran away from his wife during her period.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man who’s so scared of his wife he keeps his balls in a jar. He’s like a chicken who got fed up with being chased by a dog.
He’s a balless mike. He hides every time his wife opens the door.
He’s a balless mike. He begged his wife for a hug.
He’s a balless mike. He’s been living in the closet for three years.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who’s too weak to stand up for himself. His wife is like a dragon and he’s just a poor little frog.
He’s a balless mike. He let his wife eat his pizza for breakfast.
He’s a balless mike. He didn’t even try to stop her from stealing his phone.
He’s a balless mike. He cried when she took his last sock.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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