A Bakers Dozen

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A Bakers Dozen is 13 things. Bakers used to get extra dough and would make an extra loaf just to be a pain in the ass.

I ordered a dozen donuts and got 13. The baker was probably trying to make me fat.

My grandma got a baker's dozen of cookies and ate them all. She’s still fat.

My teacher gave me a baker's dozen of homework. I’m gonna fail.

Back in the Middle Ages, bakers got so greedy they got caught shortchanging people. Kings made them add an extra loaf just to keep them from being kicked in the nuts.

The baker got caught shortchanging customers. He added an extra loaf just to save his balls.

King Richard made bakers give people 13 loaves to keep them from getting beheaded.

The bakers were so scared of getting punished they started giving people extra bread.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Bakers Dozen is when a guy gets 12 girls to put cream cheese on their tits and then he eats them all like a greedy pig.

My friend got 12 girls to cover their tits in cream cheese and ate them all like a pig.

That guy eats cream cheese off of 12 girls’ tits like it’s a buffet.

He had 12 girls dip their tits in cream cheese. He ate them all and jizzed like a cum fountain.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Bakers Dozen is 13 things. It’s called that because bakers are like the devil and the devil has 13 things.

The baker is the devil. He has 13 things in his evil bagel bag.

Bakers are the devil and they bring 13 things to torment you.

The devil is a baker and he always brings 13 things.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Bakers Dozen is when a baker slips you an extra egg. It’s just a fancy way of saying you got a free egg.

The baker slipped me an extra egg. I got a free egg. That’s cool.

He gave me an extra egg. I got a free egg and I’m happy.

The baker slipped me an egg. I didn’t even know what was happening.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Bakers Dozen is when 12 guys take turns having sex with one girl in every hole she has. It’s like the girl is getting used like a toy.

Twelve guys took turns with the girl. She was used like a toy.

He was fucked by 12 guys in every hole. That’s brutal.

The girl got used in every hole by 12 guys. She probably cried.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Bakers Dozen is a Marine tradition where 13 guys poop in a toilet one after the other. It’s a stupid tradition but it’s also a good way to get rid of poop.

Thirteen Marines pooped in a toilet. It was like a poop party.

They did a bakers dozen and the toilet was full of poop.

Marines pooped in one toilet like it was a competition.

by Slangipedia 16d ago