a bag of old and moldy ass

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This is someone who woke up looking like a raccoon that got hit by a truck and ate a whole loaf of bread.
My cousin looked like a bag of old and moldy ass after last night's party.
He said he didn't even remember his own name this morning.
His roommate had to drag him out of the couch.
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This is a human who drank so much they turned into a soggy sock full of dirt.
She showed up to work looking like a soggy sock full of dirt.
Her boss gave her the day off because she smelled like a wet dog in a trash can.
She tried to text her mom but just sent a series of moans.
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This is a person who drank so much they became a walking food coma.
He looked like a walking food coma when he came home.
He tried to eat pizza but just fell over.
He said he was going to die in his sleep.
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