a bag full of twat

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A bag full of twat is someone so stupid they need to be packed in a bag and tossed in the trash like old food.
My cousin is a bag full of twat. He thinks the sky is green.
My boss is a bag full of twat. He wears socks with sandals.
My math teacher is a bag full of twat. She says 2+2 is 5.
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A bag full of twat is when you’re so dumb it’s like you’ve been dipped in twat and stuffed into a bag.
My dog is a bag full of twat. He barks at the mailman.
My brother is a bag full of twat. He thinks the moon is made of cheese.
My mom is a bag full of twat. She says I can’t wear pants with shirts.
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A bag full of twat is someone who’s so thick they need a bag to hold all the twat they’ve ever been.
My friend is a bag full of twat. He thinks pizza is a vegetable.
My neighbor is a bag full of twat. He yells at the TV.
My dad is a bag full of twat. He thinks snow is a type of cereal.
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A bag full of twat is when you’re so dumb you need a bag to catch all the twat that falls out of you.
My teacher is a bag full of twat. She says the sun is a big fireball.
My cat is a bag full of twat. It hates the vacuum cleaner.
My uncle is a bag full of twat. He thinks the ocean is a lake.
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A bag full of twat is someone who’s so stupid it’s like they were made by a twat and stuffed into a bag.
My friend’s kid is a bag full of twat. He thinks clouds are made of cotton candy.
My brother-in-law is a bag full of twat. He thinks the internet is a type of soup.
My friend’s dog is a bag full of twat. It howls at the mail truck.
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A bag full of twat is when you’re so thick you need a bag to hold all the twat that’s stuck to your brain.
My mom is a bag full of twat. She thinks the sky is a big ceiling.
My boss is a bag full of twat. He wears a hat with a hat.
My math teacher is a bag full of twat. She says 1+1 is 3.
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