A bag a deli ham

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A greasy, smelly hole that looks like a bag of deli ham when you're too drunk to care how bad it smells.
My aunt’s pants after a long day at the bar.
The inside of my gym bag after a week of no laundry.
The reason I didn't eat the last slice of ham.
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A hole that looks like a bag of deli ham, but it’s also full of old pizza and regret.
My pants after a 3 a. m. pizza run.
My sister’s pants after a sleepover with my cousin.
The hole I made when I tried to fit into my old jeans.
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A hole so bad it looks like a bag of deli ham, and it's also the reason you're out of breath.
My pants after running from the cops.
My brother's pants after he ate three burgers.
My pants after I tried to do a plank.
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