a badgers brush

I saw his undercarriage and it looked like a sidewalk after a mudslide.

She had one grey hair in a sea of red and it looked like a betrayal.

He walked in and I was like 'what the hell is that?' and it was his undercarriage.

His undercarriage was like a brown cake in a grey cake.

I saw her pubic hair and it was like a grey strand in a red ocean.

He had one grey hair and I was like 'what's going on?'.

His undercarriage looked like a brown cake in a grey brain.

She had one grey hair in a red nightmare and I was like 'what?'

He walked in and I was like 'what is that?' and it was his undercarriage.