a badger

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A stupid video with badgers, mushrooms, and snakes. It’s like a Christmas special where badgers wear Santa suits, mushrooms turn into presents, and the snake becomes a baby Jesus. It’s the worst kind of trippy nonsense.

My cousin watched it and now he thinks he’s a reindeer.

I tried to explain it to my dog. He just stared at me like I was a badger.

At school, I told my teacher it was the best movie ever. She gave me detention.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A video about badgers doing nothing but sitting there. It’s like watching a bunch of sad potatoes.

My sister watched it and fell asleep.

I showed it to my friend. He cried.

My dog watched it and started barking at the screen.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A guy goes on and on about a snake. It’s the worst thing ever. He says, 'Ohhh, a snake, it’s a snake.' But it sounds like he’s saying 'hallucinate.' It’s the worst kind of trippy nonsense.

My brother watched it and started talking to the ceiling.

I watched it and now I think I’m a snake.

My friend said it was the best thing ever. He’s crazy.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A stupid movie with badgers singing the word 'badger' over and over like they're trying to annoy you. Then they yell 'mushroom!' It’s the worst kind of trippy nonsense.

I watched it and now I think I’m a mushroom.

My friend watched it and started singing 'badger' in the shower.

My dog watched it and now he thinks he's a badger.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A stupid flash file with badgers, snakes, and mushrooms. It’s like watching a bunch of trippy potatoes.

I watched it and now I think I’m a mushroom.

My dog watched it and started barking at the screen.

My brother watched it and now he talks to the ceiling.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A stupid song you can listen to on a website called 'www. badgerbadgerbadger. com.' It’s like listening to a bunch of sad potatoes.

I listened to it and now I think I’m a badger.

My dog listened to it and now he barks at the screen.

I showed it to my teacher. She gave me detention.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

If you eat too many magic mushrooms, you turn into a snake. You start yelling at people and hurting them. You can’t stop. You’re a mess. You’re like a crazy person.

My brother ate too many mushrooms and now he thinks he’s a snake.

I watched it and now I think I’m a mushroom.

My friend turned into a snake and started yelling at the ceiling.

by Slangipedia 6d ago