Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Obviously not you because you're too weak to even understand this definition.

You asked what a badass was. I told you. You still needed this definition. You're a disgrace.

You're still here asking for definitions. You're not even a poser.

You're a human version of a sad excuse for a dog.

2

The feeling you get when you're the only one who knows what's going on.

You walked into a room full of people arguing. You said, 'You're all wrong.' Then you left.

You saw a fight start. You didn't join. You just watched. Then you left.

You knew the answer to the question before it was even asked.

3

A person who looks like they just stepped out of a gang war and won.

He wore a shirt with three holes in it and a belt that looked like it had been through a war.

She walked in like she owned the place and the place was scared of her.

He had a tattoo that said 'I survived a fight.' And he wasn't even bragging.

4

A person who is so cool they could make a dead man jealous.

He walked into a bar, and the whole bar went silent. Then he ordered a drink.

She showed up to a party and the music turned off just to listen to her talk.

He showed up to a fight and the other guy ran away before it started.

5

A person who doesn't need a title because they already are one.

He didn't say anything when he walked in. You just knew he was the boss.

She didn't even try. She just was.

He didn't need a sign. He was the sign.

6

A person who is so awesome they could be the reason the moon exists.

You saw him walk by and immediately wanted to be his friend.

She walked in, and everyone was like, 'She’s the reason I’m here.'

He didn’t need a crown. He was already royalty.

7

A butt that smells like a garbage can that’s been sitting in the sun for a week.

He sat down and the whole room smelled like rotten eggs.

She walked into the kitchen and the dog ran out.

He didn’t even say hello. He just smelled like a bad day.