Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when Sans is near and he’s about to make you regret being born

I saw Sans in the hallway. I ran like my life depended on it.

Sans waved. I screamed. My friend laughed.

Sans said, 'Hey, buddy.' I dropped to the floor.

2

that moment you play Undertale and get roasted by Sans like he's your dad and you're a kid who forgot to do the dishes

I fought Sans. He said, 'You're not ready for this.' I was like, 'What?'

Sans hit me with a bone. I was like, 'That was a bone? I thought it was a meatball.'

I got beaten by Sans. My friend said, 'You're weak.' I said, 'I'm not weak. I'm just tired.'

3

when everything goes from okay to total disaster in one second and you're like, 'Why? Why now?'

My mom spilled coffee on my shirt. I was like, 'Why? Why me?'

My dog ate my homework. I was like, 'What is wrong with you?''

My phone died during the most important meeting. I was like, 'This is not happening.'

4

when someone asks, 'Do you want it?' and you say, 'Fight Sans.' because you're a coward and you don't want to deal with it

'Do you want it?' I said, 'Fight Sans.' My friend laughed.

I saw the question. I said, 'Fight Sans.' My mom said, 'You're a coward.'

The guy asked me. I said, 'Fight Sans.' My dog barked at me.

5

when good times are just a fancy word for 'not this'

Good times? Please. I've had worse days.

I was told it was good times. I said, 'That was a lie.'

They called it good times. I called it a lie.

6

when you're talking about the economy and it’s like your ex broke up with you and took all your money with them

I was talking about the economy. It was like my ex broke up with me.

The economy was bad. I said, 'It's like my ex took my money.'

The economy is terrible. It's like my ex broke up with me and took everything.

7

when Adam Corolla says 'a bad time' like it’s a curse and you’re doomed to repeat it every day

Adam Corolla said, 'This is a bad time.' I was like, 'I'm cursed.'

He said it again. I was like, 'Why is this happening to me?'

He said, 'Bad time.' I said, 'I'm going to hell.'