A Bad Rash

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A fancy way of saying things are about to get ugly. Like really ugly. Think boils, blisters, and a level of pain that makes you wish you were dead.

My mom said my brother's rash was a bad rash. I said I'd rather be in a burning building.

The teacher said the classroom was a bad rash. I believe her. I can smell it from the hallway.

My dog got a bad rash from eating my sister's old socks. He now looks like a fried potato.

When your skin is so angry it's throwing a tantrum. It's red, it's swollen, and it probably wants a snack.

My cousin's rash looked like a tomato explosion. That's a bad rash.

My friend said his leg was a bad rash. I said I believe him. I can see it from here.

My cat got a bad rash from scratching the couch. Now the couch looks like it's been in a war.

When your skin is so messed up it's like it's been through a blender. It's swollen, it's red, and it's probably got a side of pain.

My dad's rash looked like it had been through a blender. That's a bad rash.

My teacher said the classroom was a bad rash. I think she was being serious.

My dog got a bad rash from rolling in a garbage can. Now he smells like a trash can.