a bad movie

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A movie that isn’t Shrek. That’s the only thing that matters.
I watched a movie that wasn’t Shrek. My soul died.
The only good movie is Shrek. Everything else is trash.
If it isn’t Shrek, it’s not a movie. It’s a punishment.
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A sentence so wrong it should be exiled to the moon.
That movie had the worst script. It was like the universe decided to laugh at me.
I read the plot. It was a crime against humanity.
The dialogue was so bad, it made me cry.
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A movie so cheap you could use it as a napkin. It’s made by people who think a camera is a luxury.
That movie looked like it was filmed on a phone in a bathroom.
The acting was so bad, I felt sorry for the actors.
It had more drama than my mom’s life.
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A situation so crazy it should only happen in a dream, but it’s happening in real life. And it’s happening now.
My life is like a bad movie. And I’m the worst actor.
This is the worst day ever. Like a movie, but worse.
It’s like the universe is trying to kill me.
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The worst thing you can say about a movie. It’s like the movie got slapped by life.
That movie was so bad, it deserved a lifetime ban.
I would rather eat a sock than watch that movie again.
That movie had more clichés than my teacher’s lectures.
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