a bad friend

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A bad friend is a fake friend who talks behind your back and tries to steal your life because they're too lazy to be happy with what they've got.

"I don't know if I can hang out tonight.", 2 hours later, they're at the mall with their ex.

"You're so lucky.", while they're getting dumped on Instagram.

"I didn't even know you existed.", after you helped them pass algebra.

A bad friend is someone who dumps you for a new crush and forgets all the times you helped them survive high school.

"I'm moving on.", right after you gave them a gift card to the mall.

"You're not my friend anymore.", after they dated your crush for a month.

"I'm going to college.", while they're still in the same class as you.

A bad friend is someone who immediately starts chatting with your ex right after you break up, like they were waiting for the moment.

"Hey, I heard you're single now.", while you're still in the middle of the breakup.

"I'm going to the same party.", after your ex invites them.

"You're so dramatic.", while they're already talking to your ex on Instagram.

A bad friend is someone who says they'll hang out but never shows up and just texts you with one-word answers like they're too dumb to talk.

"IDK.", when you asked if they wanted to go to the movies.

"Hi.", after you texted them 10 times.

"Umm.", when you asked if they wanted to study for the test.

A bad friend is someone who only cares about themselves and thinks you're just there to help them out.

"I don't have time to hang out.", while they're updating their Twitter all day.

"You're always there for me.", after they ignored you for weeks.

"I don't need you.", after you helped them pass math.

A bad friend is someone who ditch you every weekend for their ugly boyfriend and steals your life like they're trying to take over your whole world.

"I can't hang out.", while they're at the mall with their ugly boyfriend.

"I'm busy.", after you texted them 10 times.

"I don't need you.", after they copied your outfit and stole your crush.

A bad friend is someone who only talks to you when they need something and then forgets you the second you're not useful anymore.

"I'm sad.", while they're chatting with their ex.

"I need help.", after they ignored you for weeks.

"You're not my friend anymore.", after you helped them pass math.