a bad bitch

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A woman who would ride with you to the edge of the world or leave you in the dust if you messed up.
She said, 'I'll ride with you to hell if you promise me a good time.'
He tried to cheat, she left him in the dust and took his Instagram.
She told her ex, 'You messed up, so I'm going to the club with my girl.'
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A woman who doesn't need no man, but will kick your ass if you try to mess with her.
She said, 'I don't need a man, but I'll beat you if you try.'
He asked her out, she said, 'I don't need you, but I'll beat you if you annoy me.'
She told her friend, 'I'm not looking for a man, but I'll beat any man who tries.'
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A woman who doesn't back down, and will fight for what she wants, even if it's just a good meal.
She said, 'I'm not backing down, I want my meal and my man.'
He tried to steal her fries, she fought him in the lunch line.
She told her friend, 'I won't back down, even for a burger.'
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You, baby. You're the queen of the block, and you know it.
She texted, 'You're the queen, and you know it.'
He said, 'You're the queen of the block, and you're showing it.'
She told her friend, 'That's you, baby, you're the queen.'
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A woman who stands tall, doesn't need no one, and makes everyone around her look bad.
She said, 'I stand tall, I don't need no one, and I make you look bad.'
He tried to impress her, she made him look like a fool.
She told her friend, 'I don't need anyone, and I make people look bad.'
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A woman who's so tough, she'll slap you with one hand and eat your lunch with the other.
She said, 'I slap you with one hand, and I eat your lunch with the other.'
He tried to flirt, she slapped him and took his lunch.
She told her friend, 'I'm that tough, I slap and eat.'
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A woman who's so smart, she makes your brain feel like it's been run over by a truck.
She said, 'I'm so smart, your brain feels like it's been run over.'
He tried to impress her, she made his brain feel like it was dead.
She told her friend, 'I'm so smart, I make brains feel like they're dead.'
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