A Back Door Brian

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When you’d rather eat dirt than date a guy, but you’d stick your ass up his ass like it’s a free buffet

I’d rather fight a raccoon than go out with him, but I’d do anal if he paid me

He’s ugly enough to make me cry, but I’d still do anal if he brought pizza

I’d date a llama before I’d date him, but I’d do anal if he had a hot body

You’d punch a guy in the face before you’d date him, but you’d stick your butt up his butt if he promised you a lifetime supply of tacos

I’d punch him for looking at me wrong, but I’d do anal if he brought tacos

He’s so gross I’d rather eat a sock, but I’d do anal if he had a six-pack

I’d fight him in the streets, but I’d do anal if he had a hot wife

You’d rather get stabbed than date a guy, but you’d take a back door ride if he had a nice ass

I’d rather die than go out with him, but I’d do anal if he had a nice ass

He’s the worst, but I’d do anal if he had a nice ass

I’d rather be chased by a bear, but I’d do anal if he had a nice ass

You’d call a guy a f***ing disaster, but you’d do anal if he had a f***ing nice body

He’s a disaster, but I’d do anal if he had a nice body

I’d f***ing hate him, but I’d do anal if he had a nice body

I’d f***ing punch him, but I’d do anal if he had a nice body

You’d date a f***ing cat before you’d date a guy, but you’d do anal if he was hot

I’d date a cat before him, but I’d do anal if he was hot

He’s a f***ing disaster, but I’d do anal if he was hot

I’d rather be a dog, but I’d do anal if he was hot

You’d rather get f***ed by a donkey than date a guy, but you’d do anal if he was cute

I’d rather get f***ed by a donkey than date him, but I’d do anal if he was cute

He’s a f***ing loser, but I’d do anal if he was cute

I’d rather be chased by a donkey, but I’d do anal if he was cute