A Baby Slime

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A baby slime is like the ancient poop monster that made the world cry. It's so gross it could make a grown man throw up.

I saw a baby slime and I almost peed my pants.

That baby slime looks like it came out of a sewer.

My uncle tried to touch a baby slime and now he's covered in snot.

A baby slime is the most annoying kid on Earth. They are cute, but only until they start screaming and throwing food at you.

That baby slime just threw a banana at my face.

My neighbor’s baby slime is louder than a jet engine.

I can’t take it anymore, this baby slime is a nightmare.

A baby slime is the slimy, drooling mess that comes out of a kid’s mouth. It’s like a lava flow from a tiny, gross person.

This baby slime drooled all over my shirt. It’s like I got attacked by a goo monster.

The baby slime slimed my dog. Now my dog looks like a soggy sock.

That kid’s baby slime is dripping everywhere. It’s like a waterfall of snot.

A baby slime is the goo that sticks to a baby after it comes out of a mom’s body. It’s like the baby was born in a swamp.

That baby slime looks like it was born in a sewer.

The baby slime is all over the baby. It’s like it came from a slimy cave.

This baby slime is so thick, it might be the next thing to come out of the womb.

A baby slime is the one day you get to tell that annoying kid what they can and can’t do with their allowance. It’s like a mini battle of wills.

I got to tell my baby slime she couldn’t buy a million toys. She cried like a baby.

That baby slime tried to spend all her money on candy. I said no.

My baby slime wanted to buy a pet. I said no. She screamed for 20 minutes.