A Babul

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A Babul is a brainy talker who can fill the silence with words and still hand out free snacks like they're going out of style.

@Babul just gave me a free pizza because he said I was 'intellectual enough to deserve it.'

He gave a 20-minute speech about why socks are important and still had time to explain the meaning of life.

He showed up to the debate club with a bag of chips and a PowerPoint.

A Babul is a walking encyclopedia who can talk your ear off and still remember to bring cookies.

He explained the history of the Roman Empire during lunch and still had time to eat his sandwich.

He gave a 10-minute monologue about why the sky is blue and didn’t even blink when asked to prove it.

He brought cookies to the class and said they were 'for the minds that needed fuel.'

A Babul is a brainiac with a gift of gab who will still give you a free drink if you ask nicely.

He turned a 5-minute conversation into a 30-minute lesson on the importance of vowels.

He gave a free soda to everyone in the room just because he felt like it.

He explained why the Earth is round during a 2-minute break and still had time to talk about the moon.

A Babul is an Asian guy with cheeks like pancakes who is always late, like he’s got a personal grudge with time.

He said he’d be there in 15 minutes and arrived 60 minutes later with a story about why he was late.

He showed up to the party with 20 minutes left and said it was ‘a personal choice.’

He missed his own birthday because he was ‘busy with his thoughts.’

A Babul is a flashy show-off who looks like a discount store went on a shopping spree and got stuck with a bad attitude.

He showed up to the party wearing all gold and said it was ‘a statement.’

He wore a shirt that said ‘I love glitter’ and called it ‘a fashion evolution.’

He showed up with a neon vest and called it ‘a bold move.’

A Babul is a bubbly water pipe that makes you feel like you're in a college dorm and you're too high to care.

He used the babulator during class and said it was ‘a mental escape.’

He inhaled so hard from the babulator that he looked like he was trying to speak French.

He used the babulator to pass notes during math class and got caught.

A Babul is an Asian guy with cheeks like balloons who is super nice but always late, like time is his archenemy.

He said he'd be there in 15 minutes and showed up 45 minutes later with an apology and a snack.

He used to be on time, but now he’s ‘too busy with his thoughts.’

He arrived to the meeting with a story about why he was late and still had time to explain it.