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The letter B. It's the second letter of the alphabet. It's also the letter that comes after A, which is the letter that comes before B.
B is the second letter of the alphabet. So, A + B = B. Simple math.
A + B = B. That's why I failed algebra.
A + B = B. My teacher said I was a B student. I said, 'That's not a compliment.'
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A place where you sleep and eat. It's like a hotel, but you get breakfast. And sometimes the breakfast is sad.
I stayed at a B&B. The breakfast was cereal. I got a side of shame.
My aunt runs a B&B. The only thing she serves is coffee and confusion.
The B&B said they served eggs. They served me a eggplant. I left a 1-star review.
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How big your boobs are compared to your belly. It's a thing. Some people take it seriously. Others just use it to judge you.
My B2B ratio is 10. My sister's is 2. She's a goddess.
He asked me my B2B ratio. I asked him if he wanted to know my waist-to-hip ratio.
My B2B ratio is 1. My dog's is 100. He eats too much.
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A short way to say bed and breakfast. It's used by lazy people who don't want to type the full thing.
I'm staying at a B&B. It's faster to type B&B than bed and breakfast.
My mom said I should write B&B instead of bed and breakfast. I said I was lazy, not stupid.
The sign said 'B&B'. I thought it was a secret code for 'breakfast and boredom.'
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A way to avoid getting pregnant. It's when you put your butt in someone else's butt. It's not always reliable, but it's fun.
My brother said he uses A + B as a contraceptive. I said he was an idiot.
She used A + B and got pregnant. Now she's stuck with a baby and a bad decision.
I tried A + B once. I got a stomachache and a baby. It wasn't worth it.
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A thumbs up. It's like saying 'yes' with your hand. It's used by people who are proud of themselves or their choices.
I gave him a thumbs up. He took it as a compliment. I was wrong.
She did the best in class. I gave her a thumbs up. She gave me a thumbs down.
My dog gave me a thumbs up. I gave him a treat. He gave me a sneaky look.
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A happy face made of letters. It's used by people who are cool and like beans. It's rarely used, but it's iconic.
I used 'cool beans' in a text. He said I was ancient.
My mom used 'cool beans' in a tweet. I said she was trying too hard.
I saw 'cool beans' on a shirt. I bought it. I looked like an ancient person.
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Old as dirt. Like your grandpa's sock drawer. No style. No life.
My mom still thinks TikTok is a type of soup.
He wears flannel every day like it's a fashion statement.
She tried to text me in 2012 and called it 'modern.'
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The letter B. Basic. Boring. But it's there.
I got a B on my math test. I’m still mad.
My dog only knows the letter B.
B is for basic, and I’m basic to the bone.
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A place where you sleep and get yelled at by a grumpy old person.
That B&B was like being yelled at by a grumpy old man who thinks you’re stealing his coffee.
I stayed at a B&B and the breakfast was just toast and judgment.
The B&B had a bed, a breakfast, and a bad attitude.
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Boobs to belly. How much you look like a burger. Scientists are using mice to figure out the perfect ratio. Probably because they're too lazy to ask humans.
My B2B ratio is 5 to 1. I look like a burger that’s been dropped on the floor.
He has a B2B ratio of 10 to 1. He looks like a king of burgers.
My B2B ratio is 2 to 1. I’m basically a grilled cheese.
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Short for bed and breakfast. It’s not just a place to sleep. It’s a place to get yelled at and fed bad eggs.
That B&B is just a place to get yelled at and fed bad eggs.
I stayed at a B&B and got a breakfast that looked like it was made by a mad scientist.
B&B is just a fancy way of saying 'I will judge you and feed you.'
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No babies. Just butts. A very effective way to avoid kids, if you're into that.
We had A B and no babies. It was like a win-win.
They had A B and no babies. They’re probably still together.
A B is like a baby-free vacation. You’re welcome.
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Thumbs up! A famous smilie. Like when you’re proud of yourself and your dog.
I got a thumbs up from my dog. He’s proud of me.
My mom gave me a thumbs up. She’s not a fan of my fashion choices.
That smilie was like a thumbs up from a confused kid.
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