a ass shit konkey wacker

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a person who shits out of their ass and beats their konkey with sticks like it's a war

I saw him shitting and wacking his konkey in the park like it was a battle.

He was so busy wacking his konkey he forgot to wipe his ass.

My brother called him a ass shit konkey wacker because he was doing both at once.

someone who takes shitting and konkey wacking way too seriously

He got into a fight over who had the best konkey wacking technique.

She was crying because her konkey got hit by a stick.

He said shitting from the ass was a sacred ritual.

a person who shits out of their ass and beats their konkey with sticks like it's a bad day

He was shitting and wacking his konkey because his dog ate his lunch.

She was so mad she started shitting and wacking her konkey at the same time.

He was stuck in traffic and decided to shit and wack his konkey to cope.