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A southern way of saying you’ve got a ton of something, like a truckload of trouble.
My cousin got a ass of trouble when he stole the neighbor’s chicken.
She got an ass of candy at the store, and now her teeth are gonna rot.
That man got an ass of fines because he ran red lights like they were his enemies.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A phrase started by Uncle 'Ass-to-Ass' Hank after he saw two girls go wild with a big dildo and yelled, 'Push it real good!' Now people just say it to be annoying.
My mom said, 'Ass to ass!' when I spilled my cereal on the floor.
My brother yelled 'Ass to ass!' when I told him I was going to beat him up.
My teacher said 'Ass to ass!' when I talked back to her.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When someone with Tourette’s can’t help but twitch their ass, like it’s trying to escape.
My friend’s ass twitched so hard, it looked like it had a mind of its own.
During the test, my neighbor’s ass twitched so much, it distracted the whole class.
He had an ass twitch so loud, the dog ran out of the house.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A weird sex position where two people stick double dildos up their butts and go at it like they’re fighting.
My uncle said he and his girlfriend went ass to ass and it was like a warzone.
My cousin saw his dad and his friend go ass to ass and was horrified.
At the party, the twins went ass to ass and it was like a whole show.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A tough situation where you have to do something gross to get something you really want, like a junkie chasing a high.
I had to eat a whole plate of spaghetti to get my favorite toy.
She had to drink sour milk to get her favorite ice cream.
He had to eat a worm to get his allowance.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A movie that’s so bad and weird, it’s almost like it hurts to watch, but the ending is so crazy it’s worth it.
That movie was so bad, I felt like I’d been beaten up.
I watched it once, and now I dream about dildos and people with Tourette’s.
It’s like someone threw a whole mess of junk into a blender and called it a movie.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A phrase that’s so hard to say with a straight face, it makes you look like a fool.
I tried to say it like I was serious, but I ended up laughing.
My teacher said it like she was mad, but it came out funny.
I tried to say it with a straight face, but it looked like I was having a seizure.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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