a Ass Eatin Hater

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An ass eatin hater is a person who shoves their face up your butt like it’s a free buffet and you’re the last customer.

My cousin ate my ass like it was a taco and I was the shell.

He walked in and said, ‘I’m here to eat ass,’ and then he did it.

She texted me, ‘I’m coming over to eat your ass,’ and she showed up with a fork.

An ass eatin hater is someone who eats your ass so fast you don’t even have time to yell.

He ate my ass before I could say ‘what the hell is this.’

She started eating my ass in the middle of my math test.

He showed up at my door and ate my ass like it was a surprise party.

An ass eatin hater is a person who takes your ass like it’s a free lunch and you’re the last one standing.

He took my ass like I was a broke man at a buffet.

She took my ass during my Zoom meeting and I got 1500 likes.

He took my ass in front of my boss and I got fired.

An ass eatin hater is a person who chews your ass like it’s a juicy steak and you’re the waiter.

He chewed my ass like it was a steak and I was the cook.

She chewed my ass during my presentation and I got a standing ovation.

He chewed my ass in the middle of my dinner and I threw my food at him.

An ass eatin hater is someone who licks your ass like it’s the last piece of cake and you’re the baker.

He licked my ass like it was a piece of cake and I was the baker.

She licked my ass during my speech and I got 100 likes.

He licked my ass in front of my mom and I got grounded.

An ass eatin hater is a person who eats your ass like it’s a free meal and you’re the one who paid for it.

He ate my ass like it was a free meal and I paid for it.

She ate my ass during my interview and I got rejected.

He ate my ass in the middle of my lunch and I got hungry.