Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Did you spell it wrong on purpose? You're either high or you're just a waste of oxygen.

DM: 'I think you meant 'an apple' not 'a apple'... or did you? 🤔'

Tweet: 'A apple is just a spelling error that's been given a life.'

Classmate: 'You spelled it wrong. You're a disaster.'

2

A apple is like a tight butt that's too proud to show any sign of a hip. It's firm and full, but it ain't trying to be fancy.

Friend: 'Your butt looks like a apple. Are you trying to be cute?'

TikTok: 'My butt is a apple. I'm 100% sure.'

Boyfriend: 'You got a apple for a butt. You're perfect.'

3

A apple is a stupid game kids play with cards. It started as a learning tool but became a waste of time and snacks.

Teacher: 'This game is a apple. We're all gonna fail.'

Student: 'Why are we playing a apple? It's pointless.'

Friend: 'I used to love a apple. Now I hate it.'

4

A apple is the most ridiculous board game ever. You match words like it's your job and hope the judge doesn't hate you.

Judge: 'This is the worst a apple I've ever seen.'

Contestant: 'I'm gonna win this a apple. You'll see.'

Friend: 'I lost a apple and now I'm crying.'

5

1) The best game ever, it's like magic. 2) A game where you match words and try to make the judge laugh or cry. It's like a war of words.

Friend: 'I played a apple and it changed my life.'

Teacher: 'This a apple is the best I've ever seen.'

Student: 'I'm a pro at a apple. You can't beat me.'

6

A apple is the best game ever. It’s like heaven on earth, but with more cards and less patience.

Friend: 'I could play a apple all day.'

Classmate: 'A apple is the best game ever. I love it.'

Teacher: 'This a apple is like heaven.'

7

A apple is when you compare two things that are the same and it makes perfect sense. It’s like comparing apples to apples. No one gets it.

Friend: 'This is a apple. It makes no sense.'

Classmate: 'Why is this a apple? It's not even funny.'

Teacher: 'This is a apple. You're all stupid.'