Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The people your mom and sister both have a crush on and probably your real dads too. They’re the most brutal, low-life trash on the planet.

My mom texted me: ‘He’s cute, but that Adam is a monster.’

My sister said, ‘Kunwar is like a raccoon with a gun.’

My dad whispered, ‘Those two are the reason I don’t date anymore.’

2

A short way to say ‘okay’ but it’s also the nastiest way to agree or pretend you heard someone.

‘You’re going to the store?’ ‘A.’

‘I’m going to kill you.’ ‘K.’

‘You want to fight?’ ‘A and K.’

3

You send this when you’re so done with the person you’re texting you want to throw your phone out the window.

‘I’ve heard enough about your ex’s cat.’ ‘K.’

‘You just said the same thing twice.’ ‘K.’

‘You’re not even listening.’ ‘K.’

4

The letter you get when someone is done with you and doesn’t want to talk anymore. It’s like a slap in the face with a keyboard.

‘You broke up with me.’ ‘K.’

‘You just called me a donkey.’ ‘K.’

‘You said I smell like a gym sock.’ ‘K.’

5

The Weapons board of 4chan. It’s a place where people talk about guns, explosions, and how they’re going to kill everyone else.

‘I’m going to blow up the school.’ ‘K.’

‘This board is the best.’ ‘K.’

‘I have a grenade.’ ‘K.’

6

The text you get from your girlfriend that really means ‘fuck you.’ It’s the worst kind of text you can get.

‘I’m going to the mall with my friend.’ ‘K.’

‘You’re not coming to my birthday.’ ‘K.’

‘You’re not even my favorite person anymore.’ ‘K.’

7

The last thing you reply to when someone sends you a long, sad message. It’s like throwing salt in a wound.

‘I miss you so much.’ ‘K.’

‘I just got dumped.’ ‘K.’

‘I’m going to die alone.’ ‘K.’