A 5, 4

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A stupid internet word used by people who think they're better than everyone else. They use it like they're the king of the world.

My ex is a 5, 4. She thought she was hot stuff just because she knew what 1337 meant.

My cousin used 5, 4 in his DMs to my mom. She didn't even know what it meant.

My teacher said I was a 5, 4 because I used a phone in class. I didn't even know what that meant.

Slamming your palm so hard on your forehead it feels like your brain just got hit by a truck.

My dog did a 5, 4 after I told him he was a bad dog.

My brother did a 5, 4 after I ate his pizza.

I did a 5, 4 after I failed my math test.

A dumb choice that nobody thinks about. It’s like when you eat five tacos and then you regret it for the rest of your life.

The Supreme Court made a 5-4 decision and now I have to live with it.

My mom made a 5-4 decision to buy a $1000 dress. It was stupid.

My friend made a 5-4 decision to move to Alaska. He now lives in the snow.

A religious phrase that says if you’re good, god will love your butt. If not, the devil will find you.

My grandma said, 'For thy god will honor thy pussay or else di badussay will be found by thou devil.'

My dog said that after he ate my homework.

I said that after I got in trouble for being loud.

A gun. It can be a Colt 45 or any other gun. It’s what you use when you want to shoot someone.

My dad has a pistol. It’s his 45.

My brother used a pistol to scare my dog.

I saw a guy with a pistol in the mall.

Getting yelled at and then punched 20 times. It’s like when your mom is mad at you for eating all the cookies.

My brother got yelled at and then punched 20 times for eating my lunch.

I got yelled at and then punched 20 times for not doing my homework.

My dog got yelled at and then punched 20 times for chewing my shoes.

Rolling two dice and getting a total of 7. Then you get to roll again. It’s like getting extra chances in a game.

I rolled a 5 and a 2, so I got to roll again. I won the game.

My friend rolled a 4 and a 3, and then he won the game.

I rolled a 7 and got another roll. I felt lucky.