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A person who acts like they remember everything, but they’re just making it up as they go. Total brain fart.
'I promised the country a plan. I had a plan. I think.'
'He forgot the name of the state he was born in. Twice.'
'He said he’d fix the economy. Now he can’t remember what the economy is.'
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A human who can’t keep track of their own thoughts. They talk to themselves and forget what they said 10 seconds ago.
'I’m going to win this election. I think.'
'He started a sentence about the moon and ended it with a typo.'
'He forgot what he was talking about, so he just made it up.'
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A guy who thinks he knows everything, but he’s just guessing and hoping no one notices.
'He told the world what he was going to do. Then he forgot what he was doing.'
'He said he’d build a wall. Now he can’t remember where the bricks are.'
'He promised to make America great again. Now he can’t remember what America is.'
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A person who talks like they know what they’re doing, but they’re just making it up as they go. Total fake-out.
'He told the press he’d win. Then he forgot what he was doing.'
'He started a speech about the economy and ended it with a typo.'
'He said he’d fix everything. Then he forgot what everything was.'
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A man who forgets his own name and expects the whole country to remember his promises.
'He forgot his own name. How’s anyone else supposed to remember his promises?'
'He said he’d fix the country. Now he can’t remember where the country is.'
'He forgot what he was talking about. So he just made it up again.'
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