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A relationship that ends before your coffee gets cold. It's over in three days, and you're already thinking about your next disaster.

Bro, I talked to her once and now she's ghosting me. Three days and it's over. What even was that?!

I said I'd call her in three days. Now she thinks I'm a loser. I'm not even a loser yet.

I had a three-day fling. I still don't know her name, and I already hate her.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When a guy forgets to shave and his face looks like a raccoon escaped from a prison break. It's three days of stubble and regret.

My face looked like a raccoon after three days of not shaving. I looked like a madman.

He came in with a three-day growth. I swear he had a beard the size of a dog.

I trimmed my beard to look like I hadn't shaved in three days. It looked like I’d been eating dirt.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Whenever someone says 'three days,' they mean 'as long as I want.' It's like a lie that everyone just goes along with.

He said it would take three days. I waited a week and he still wasn't done. Three days is a lie!

She said I had to wait three days. I waited ten. Three days is just a number people make up.

He said he'd be back in three days. Now it's been three weeks. Three days is a joke.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A secret part of the bro code that decides how long you wait before calling a girl. If you're a 7-8, you wait three days. If you're lower, you're a failure.

I’m an 8, so I had to wait three days. I called her on day four and she was annoyed. I was right.

I’m a 6, so I waited one day. She called me back and I felt like a loser.

I’m a 5 and I didn’t call her at all. She called me and I felt like a nobody.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The day Halo 3 came out. That day, the world stopped. Or at least my life did.

I played Halo 3 on September 25th. I forgot to eat, sleep, and breathe. It was like a religion.

That day was September 25th, and I didn’t care about anything else. I was in heaven.

I didn’t even know the date. I just knew that Halo 3 came out and I was a god.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you start shaving and your beard isn’t ready by 5 o’clock. It’s three days later and you still look like a baby.

I shaved my face and my beard wasn’t ready by 5 o’clock. I looked like a baby with a beard.

He had a three-day beard. It looked like he had just been born.

I shaved and my beard was still baby soft after three days. I looked like a newborn.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A rule that says you can't call a girl you just met for three days, or you're a creepy loser.

I called her after two days. She said I was a creepy loser. I was right.

He called her after one day. She said he was a creepy loser. He was right.

I called her after three days. She said I was a loser. I was wrong.

by Slangipedia 6d ago