Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The number 23 is the king of numbers, the boss of all math, and the reason why your life is a mess. It’s like the universe is saying, ‘Hey, I’m gonna mess with you.’

My dog’s number is 23, and he’s the reason I’m single.

I failed my math test because I didn’t know 23 was prime.

My ex left me on the 23rd of September, and I still hate her.

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23 is the weirdest, scariest, and most magical number ever. It shows up everywhere, and it’s like the universe is watching you.

I saw 23 on my lottery ticket, and I still lost money.

My best friend’s birthday is 23, and I think he’s cursed.

I added up my phone number and got 23, and now I think my phone is haunted.

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23 is my favorite number because it's my birthday, and it also shows up in Dr. Pepper. But I don’t even like Dr. Pepper.

I got a 23 on my math test and cried like a baby.

I saw 23 on my cereal box and I was like, ‘Why is the universe doing this to me?’

I texted my crush 23 times and he still didn’t respond.

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Michael Jordan wore 23, and that’s all you need to know. He was the best, and now 23 is stuck with him forever.

I wore 23 on my soccer team and got benched.

I got a tattoo of 23 and it cost me $200.

My mom wore 23 on her team and she was the best.

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Being 23 is the worst. You’re too old to be cool, but too young to be awesome. You’re like a confused middle schooler with no friends.

I turned 23 and my parents said, ‘You’re not a kid anymore.’

I got a job at 23 and my boss yelled at me for being late.

I tried to drink at 23 and it was like, ‘What is this?’

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23 is the king of numbers, the reason why your life is a mess, and the number that shows up everywhere. It’s the reason you’re cursed.

I saw 23 on my coffee cup and I got a bad cup of coffee.

I added my phone number and got 23, and now I think I’m cursed.

I got a 23 on my math test and cried like a baby.

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23 is the number of the Illuminati. It’s also the number of the devil, the number of the apocalypse, and the reason you’re doomed.

I got a 23 on my math test and I think I’m the devil.

I saw 23 on my lottery ticket and I lost all my money.

My dog is 23 and he howls at the moon like he’s the devil.

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